These are the teams going all the way.

Race Marshal: WTF? When do we start posting bio info for 2022 teams?
Race Boss: Back in my day, we’d wait politely for the writing monkeys to wake up and do their magic!
Race Marshal: Again with the old-timey things were better before electricity speech? Where’s their cage?
Race Boss: They’re not back till January anyhow. Something about copy editing for Greta Thunberg.

Past year’s efforts by the writing monkeys can be found here.