Statistics, Allegedly

While HIGH COMMAND continues its important work – specifically, sitting in a lonely Ketchikan hotel room with a typewriter and fingers gently drumming the table while waiting for Sea Peas and Jackalope to appear – we’ve turned to what every serious sporting organization does in moments like these: statistics.

Or at least things that have the general shape and confidence of statistics.

The Race to Alaska, Day 13, by the Numbers:

  • Total pedal strokes pedaled: 6,194,247
  • Total number of tacks Chilliwillwa has made in Grenville Channel: 141
  • Total number of “We’ll just poke out our nose. Oh shit, let’s turn around.”: 9
  • Number of boots drank out of: 4
  • Masts no longer attached to the boat they started attached to: 2
  • Highest gust observed: 54 knots
  • Cash raised for charitable causes by teams: At least $250,000
  • Miles remaining for Oaracle: 378 nautical miles
  • Team currently having the best time: Oaracle
  • Number of actual old people on Team Old Farts: 0
  • Whales seen: 109
  • Zip ties promoted to structural components: Several
  • Total miles traveled by teams so far: 30,894 nautical miles
  • Shortest distance traveled to finish: 665 nautical miles (Boogie Barge)
  • Longest distance traveled to finish: 778 nautical miles (Tips Up)
  • Number of problems Moana had: Mo

Should anyone feel compelled to audit these statistics, please remember that Race to Alaska has always favored a strong tailwind over methodological rigor. Any errors are almost certainly within the acceptable margin for a race in which “several” is occasionally the most precise unit of measurement available.

Header photo by Taylor Amble | Video by Garret Weintrob

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