Team members: Hart Williams, Baird White, Jon Galloway
Hometown: Bainbridge Island, WA, USA
Race vessel: Half Jersey Skiff, half Melonseed Skiff
Human propulsion: Row
The team asked us to take down the bio we wrote, which is totally understandable given the quality of what we sometimes write. Clowns came up more than once—but never in reference to the team. It was, however, the tipping point. You try to drink a glass of our writing with a dash of clown and not spew psychedelic backwash across your desk. It all can end up pretty messy. We instead present the uncluttered and calming white space you see below to reflect on this team.
Welcome to the R2AK, Team Smokin’ Haute Rower Buoys. (spoken quietly)
RIP Clown Car. Never Forget.